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Gandalf: Yo wanna join us, we're going to middle earth? *passing by my friends and me*
Me: Yas m8. *Turns to friends* c u bitches
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Anonymous asked:
29, 39 :)
29. What turns me on? Hmmm… a smart, attractive woman with a nice butt and a sense of humor. Also, štrukle. Google that shit.
39. Things I wish I knew earlier - honestly, not many. Maybe how to understand girls’ hints better. Man, all the missed opportunities haunt me to this day. Gets worse every time one of them “confesses” after 5 years like “I liked you back in the day”. Why can’t we all be direct like me?
Thanks anon.
Anonymous asked:
2, 4, 7, 21, 33, 34, 79
2. A picture of me: for that you will come off anonymous or go to #me :)
4. Last time i cried and why: a couple of weeks ago, was watching my favorite TV show.
7. Biggest turn offs: chewing a bubblegum with your mouth open, lack of humor, conservative personality.
21. Are you a virgin? About 10 years too late for that.
33. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yep, a friend got high on E and tongue-kissed me.
34. Have you ever slept naked? I mostly do.
79. Have you ever kissed in the rain? Yes I have.
Thanks anon, feel free to ask more questions, appreciate it :)
Anonymous asked:
3, 12, 24, 28, 31, 40
3. Do you smoke? Nope.
12. Relationship status – single and ready to mingle 😂
24. My relationship with my parents – very, very good. Love them both.
28. A description of the person I dislike the most – no idea. I don’t really have the time to think about people I dislike.
31. My last text message – Something about paying parking via SMS, no idea hahaha
40. Who I wish I could be? Me. Very happy with myself :)
Thanks anon.
Anonymous asked:
17.,24. & 32.
17. what form of government do you like the most? (capitalism, socialism, etc.) Hmm… the perfect government would be capitalist+socialist. at least for me.
24. what is your favorite thing to learn about? ooooh a lot of stuff. probably about law, finances and random fun facts.
32. do you have any strange interests? probably a lot of the stuff i’m into is strange to someone.
Thanks anon :)
Yesterday: horny
Today: horny
Tomorrow: horny
Next week: horny
Next month: horny
Apocalypse: horny
Me af.
Anonymous asked:
3, 10, 20 😀
3. what movie/game/etc. helps you calm down? - never needed anything to calm me down. maybe some classical music.
10. what do you wish you hated, but actually like? - nothing, i’m not 15. i like what i like, not ashamed of it.
20. do you believe in god(s)? it’s complicated.
thanks anon :*
Anonymous asked:
3
Anyone who’s up for some cuddling :D
(how manly of me, I know)
Anonymous asked:
59,81,92
59. Have you ever been lonely? Well, I did lose my mom at a Konzum once. Proud to say I did not cry and I found her 2 minutes later.
Ok, it was last week.
81. Have you ever made out in a park? Indeed so. Even avoided the cops.
92. Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Yup, gay guys love me. But a couple of ladies as well. I always appreciate a nice compliment :)
Anonymous asked:
69, 80, 47, 100, 96
69. (hehe 69) Are you a crybaby? - Not unless I’m pulling my brows, then I scream like a lil bitch.
80. How can you prove your love to someone? - If you gotta ask, you don’t love ‘em.
47. How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s? - 10
100. Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough? - Honestly no. I see everything as a challenge. Noone is infinitely better than me and I don’t whine about it. I do something about it.
96. Do you believe that first true love never dies? - Halid Bešlić once said - Prvi poljubac davno zaboravljen. - tl;dr it dies a terrible death :) And that’s ok. You outgrow one another and move on. It’s perfectly normal and no need to be a drama queen about it.